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The itsy bitsy spider

i was riding an elevator tonight up to my apartment, accompanied by a somewhat elderly man, a 30’ish woman, and her 2 youngish children. as the elevator ascended, the man began speaking/singing: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout.Down came … Continue reading

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575

tonight on the elevator, this man asked this woman if she had heard the news about a 575 year old clam that was recently discovered and then accidentally killed by the scientists who discovered her/him. i know there’s probably more … Continue reading

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Charade

i feel terrible. all of my plans hinged on riding the elevator down from the 21st floor of my apartment building to my car in time to get to the theater before it was too late. but it came to … Continue reading

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my job

spent most of today riding up and down the elevator. when i finally got off, i noticed i was floating on mercury… and i was perplexed. but it was not my job to question it. only to float, which i … Continue reading

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8 questions

have you ever felt this urgency to say something, to put something out there in the world, but you have no sense what that would be or how to articulate even the question of what it would be? have you … Continue reading

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