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fat burner

i have made the strange discovery that unfocused possibly unrequited infatuation is an excellent fat burner, equivalent to at least 5 hours of cardio workouts per day. since I met J  20 days ago, i have lost an average of … Continue reading

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too many grunting men…

all of the grunting men were there at the gym today. i was doing my workout regimen, trying to focus upon my breath. But i could not hear myself above the din of grunting, the abrupt exhalation of testosterone. the … Continue reading

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