so my friend D calls me from New Jersey. and she’s telling about this guy who she met on okupid whose she been seeing for 4 months now, but it’s not going anywhere because he never wants to do anything. she always has to be the initiator. otherwise he stares at Facebook for hours on end. And this has been their relationships for months. except when they meet for a beer.
we spent a long time talking about the situation before D asked me, “so tell me what’s going on in your life? Anything new?”
I told her that I had replaced my last unrequited infatuation with a new unrequited infatuation. which she must have seen as hilarious because she laughed for a very long time, for at least 30 seconds, until finally saying, “I’m sorry. I know I should not be laughing.”
And I said, “no, laugh! laugh! keep laughing as long like!”